March 23 rd
“Don’t mention Easter, they’re Jewish!!!”
“So it’s just a birthday party?”
“Yes. Remember to do a good job, they’re my cousins.”
“I always do my best.” Duh.
I did very well, as usual, and not once did I mention that it was Easter. At the end of the party, the mom handed me a bag.
“Here you go, ‘Honey Bear.’ Lollypops for the kids…” she said excitedly.
Then her voice turned to a whisper as she finished her sentence.
“They’re kosher.”
“The kids or the lollypops?” I whispered back.
She didn’t find it nearly as funny as I did.
I AM a Hollywood Clown.
March 19 th
Why a “Purple Dino Type?” Well there’s a little thing called “Copyright Law.” So for “legal” reasons I am not he 6’4” dinosaur whose name starts with a “B.” I’m the 5’10” “Purple Dino Type.” Sometimes I’m also known as a “Honey Bear Type” or even a “Mr. Mouse Type.” Have fun trying to figure out who “those” are.
I AM a Purple Dino Type.
March 17 th
If you’re from Los Angeles you know how hard-core parents are about kids parties (birthdays, Christmas, Kwanza, Etc…). If you’re not, you’re about to find out.
And if you ARE from L.A. and have had a (insert occasion) party for your child, proceed with caution because the story you are reading may just be about you.
There are three sides to every story: Mine, Yours, and The Truth.
This is Mine.
I AM a Purple Dino Type.